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Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance
Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.
by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016
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piggyback bros

Jaiden and Derry are Piggyback bros
Jaiden and Derry are Piggyback bros
by piggyback bros May 31, 2017
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Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.
Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018
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Cover Bro

That one bro who always pays for the other bro's food/beverages
Hey man, Alex is definitely our cover bro! He payed for my beer and everything, what a cool bro!
by Kris Krsitofferson April 18, 2011
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bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub
Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke
by turtledong January 16, 2015
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Wazi bro

A popular slang term originating from kenya which is used to show disatisfaction and disbelief when someone tells you something.
Blake told me he tapped Amy last night and i was like " wazi bro" as i couldnt believe whay he was saying.
by J.m.e.s December 20, 2016
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BRO-CONE

Is when 4 or more men masturbate on to a snow cone, the last man to evacuate on the snow cone has to eat and finish it
Me and some of my buddies were hanging out And were bored so we made a bro-cone it ended up being Tommy that had to eat the bro-cone
by skooterpasquale June 6, 2021
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