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brown taco 

a very untidy vagina; when one does not clean their vagina
Guy 1: Dude I could not go down on her.

Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She has a brown taco.
brown taco by Johnny Five-O September 14, 2011

beef the taco 

fucking, humping, gettin some, have in sex
sean went to his girlfriends house to beef the taco
beef the taco by Goofy Kevin November 8, 2008
The unofficial food chain for potheads.
stoner1: Dude, have you noticed that no one has defined Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads yet?

stoner2: Yeah, WTF? You'd think it would be, since Urban Dictionary is the unofficial dictionary of potheads.

stoner1:God, I love Taco Bell.

stoner2:God, I love Urban Dictionary.

stoner1: Dude, let's get really high, make a run for the boarder, then go on Urban Dictionary and define Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads!!!!

stoner2: We just did that, dude.

stoner1: Ooooh Yeeaaahh.....dude, I'm so fucking high.

stoner2:....... Dude, I gotta take a shit real bad.
Taco Bell by X-tine! September 27, 2006
In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
Taco Bell by therealrichieedwards November 9, 2004

tacocruncher 

Waiter, can you ask those tacocrunchers to quiet down?
tacocruncher by sciurus June 10, 2004
Tacoblock describes two situations for women.

Situation 1: When a girl is 'cock blocked' by her friend when that girl totally had dibs on the guy at the beginning of the night.

Situation 2: When a girl wants to nail a guy and she can't because the guy doesn't want to nail her. (similar to bluewalls)

Sarah has a crush on a guy at a bar and she tells her friend Lisa that she wants to jump his bones. Sarah and Lisa walk over to the guy and strike up a conversation. During the conversation with the guy at the bar, Lisa decides she wants to jump his bones too. Lisa ends up stealing the attention of the guy from Sarah. Sarah gets pissed off and leaves because she has been Tacoblocked.
tacoblock by Jimothy Awesome December 3, 2007