Skip to main content

tacoblock

Tacoblock describes two situations for women.

Situation 1: When a girl is 'cock blocked' by her friend when that girl totally had dibs on the guy at the beginning of the night.

Situation 2: When a girl wants to nail a guy and she can't because the guy doesn't want to nail her. (similar to bluewalls)
Sarah has a crush on a guy at a bar and she tells her friend Lisa that she wants to jump his bones. Sarah and Lisa walk over to the guy and strike up a conversation. During the conversation with the guy at the bar, Lisa decides she wants to jump his bones too. Lisa ends up stealing the attention of the guy from Sarah. Sarah gets pissed off and leaves because she has been Tacoblocked.
by Jimothy Awesome December 3, 2007
mugGet the tacoblock mug.

talkblocked

The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.
Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.
by thundersnow December 8, 2010
mugGet the talkblocked mug.

Talkblock

When having a talk about deep matters and you don't want others to hear and abruptly someone comes to hear what your conversation is about.
1. James and Ryan were having a conversation about girls in their class and Sally came and totally talkblocked them forcing them to change the conversation and continue elsewhere.

2. Chris and Peter were chilling in their room talking about whether or not they would get baked but Peter's mom burst open the door leaving them to talk about other matters. She was a huge talkblock!
by BaAAmUrFACE December 16, 2011
mugGet the Talkblock mug.

taco block

Like a cock block, but perpetrated by a female.
I was eyeballing a cute guy at that party last Thursday but I got taco blocked by that girl with the curly hair before I could make my move.
by L_Ho February 5, 2010
mugGet the taco block mug.

pink taco block-o

The female version of a cock block. This occurs when a woman is lustful of another man, but a fellow woman is preventing her from initiating the sexual encounter.
LanTesha: Yo bitch, what the fuck was that? You knows I want DeAndre for a long ass time.
Kanresha: Bullshit, ho! You frontin'! DeAndre just wanted to chill with us all.
LanTesha: Fuck you, ho! You just bein' a pink taco block-o! I could had that dick all up in my grill.
by Tompkins3892 October 16, 2008
mugGet the pink taco block-o mug.

Tacoblow

A Tacoblow is a rare but deadly human-made disaster. It occurs when one eats so much Taco Bell that they are forced to blow up a bathroom. However, blowing up a bathroom is fairly normal after eating Taco Bell, so why are Tacoblows uncommon? Well, while normal limited edition lava-style poop only heats up to 150⁰ F maximum, Tacoblow causing limited edition lava-style poop is literally hotter than lava, at up to 70000⁰ F in temperature, making it ultra limited edition lava-style poop MOLTEN GOLD GILDED. This extreme flow of toxic bean-burrito sludge can then melt a hole into the Earth's crust up to 50 feet deep and 10 feet wide, but this is still not too uncommon after a week of heavy Taco Bell consumption.

So, why are Tacoblows so rare? Well, for a Tacoblow to occur, the pit that the sludge forms has to be directly over a large underground gas pipeline, and an abandoned ICBM silo. Firstly, the ultra limited edition lava-style poopMOLTEN GOLD GILDED has to melt into the gas pipeline, heating up and igniting the gas. Then, the gas exploded toxic bean-burrito sludge melts through the ICBM silo, igniting the ICBM. The resulting Thermopoopular blast can obliterate anything in a 5 mile radius, melt through concrete walls in a 10 mile radius, melt through wood in a 20 mile radius, set wood and clothes on fire in a 30 mile radius, send bits of cooled bean-burrito sludge flying in a 40 mile radius, and half-dirtying anything in a 50 mile radius.
The 1992 Lubbock Tacoblow killed over 200,000 people with its thermopoopular blast.
mugGet the Tacoblow mug.

taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011
mugGet the taco-block mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email