2 definitions by Johnny Five-O

a very untidy vagina; when one does not clean their vagina
Guy 1: Dude I could not go down on her.

Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She has a brown taco.
by Johnny Five-O September 15, 2011
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When a woman has one man fist her vagina and another fist her ass and they have a thumb war inside of her.
Jeff: Dude, Molly's so loose you can do a Taiwanese Thumb War with her.

Dan: That's grody.
by Johnny Five-O January 25, 2012
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