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mountain husband

When a man take s care of a woman who is just a friend to him and gets totally taken advantage of.
He was her mountain husband until she turned into a complete Narcissistic bitch.
by OuttaCake August 19, 2022
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Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
by GungaDinn May 19, 2024
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Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023
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The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.
Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am
by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011
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sock mountain

by s33 June 4, 2009
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Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head
by Brick Frick November 30, 2017
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Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
by He him chichi May 21, 2022
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