LandoSwift

The man, no, the god who saved anime tiktok from the bootyhole tickler. The swift knight that can have any waifu he wants

Guy: Watch out for that landoswift guy he’ll steal you from me and beat your doonies down

Girl: Where da problem at?

LandoSwift by packgod911 April 10, 2022

Landon Bodenheimer

A whole Machine of a Human being. Some call him the Rizz God

I want to anally abuse Landon Bodenheimer

Landon Bodenheimer by SexGodO-Dog May 14, 2022

kite landboard 

Kitesurfing on land using a mountain board.

"How'd you sprain your ankle"
"I hurt it while kite landboarding, jumped 15 feet in the air and came down pretty hard."

kite landboard by kchinook January 15, 2009

moon landing

Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally

E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly

It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .

moon landing by Moonlandingman January 12, 2017

etheopian landmine 

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can

I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine

etheopian landmine by Fuckyourmumhard May 7, 2018

Alabama landing strip 

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.

"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..

Alabama landing strip by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020

Hans Landa 

An SS Colonel from the movie Inglourious Basterds (2009; directed by Quentin Tarantino, played by Christoph Waltz) who loves to flex his fluency in many languages (German, French, English, Italian), loves milk and is an über bingo no one can resist. People has a love-hate relationship with that charming son of a bitch.

His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur LaPadite. I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S.S." - Hans Landa to Pierre LaPadite, Chapter 1 of Inglourious Basterds

Hans Landa by AleBasterd November 22, 2020