suv human 

SUV Human (pronunciation and connotation similar to subhuman) – Typically a petite insecure woman or a man experiencing vehicular compensation syndrome. They are driven by an irresistible urge to flaunt their socio-economic level (or degree of personal debt) by poorly handling incredibly large and overly expensive Sport Utility Veheicles as a display of their own self-importance or ‘status.’

However in this case SUV stands for Selfish Urban Vanity. Several deficiencies characterize almost all SUV Human behavior …
Inability to either safely brake or accelerate
Inability to park within any set of painted lines
Inability to drive with both hands (that is without a cell phone, food, make-up, etc.)
Inability to reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel simultaneously
Inability to leave any urban center and actually go ‘off-road’
Inability to perform any type maintenance or automotive repair
Inability to keep all four tires on the ground during or after an accident
Typically SUV-Humans are danger to themselves and anyone who happens to be near them in traffic. They will almost always survive any automotive accident that they cause and will feel no remorse for the fate they perpetrate upon others – ‘they should have seen me – its their fault.’

suv human by Night Manager May 26, 2007

Stray Human

A person who after years of no contact shows up or gets dropped off (usually after a divorce, but may just be sniffing around) on your door step because their miserable attempt at life has failed and they would like to hang around your family for a little while. Instead of making a good pet, they usually just eat all your food and shit on your carpet.

My mother-in-law runs the neighborhood stray human shelter.

Stray Human by John Wesley February 11, 2008

organic human 

Person believed to been born from a seed.

Jeffrey is an organic human.

organic human by Organic jeff March 10, 2017

Male Human 

A male human is a human being that has a genital, called a penis. It comes in different shapes and sizes. They can wear makeup, and do anything they want, same thing with female human because everyone gets to do what they want with their bodies. They don't have boobies, they have abs, or just a flat chest. Men are known as the strongest gender ever, they were very privileged back then too. But now they're equal to women and we're all happy. They can have different mental disorders, sexualites, fashion, shapes, sizes, thoughts.. etc. And we all should respect that, respect everyone no matter their gender.

Hey that male human being is so hot omfg omg omg

Male Human by 誰も February 15, 2021

demi-human 

Demi-human is a half human half animal
bunny-human
cat-human
fox-human
e.t.c.
Normally considered worthless (sometimes considered better than humans)

hey look at that demi-human, worthless.

demi-human by thedoctorandhuntersin221-B May 23, 2016

Are we human, or are we dancer? 

Possibly the most ridiculous lyrics in the history of song-making. The only song with lyrics that surpass Human in ridiculousness is Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen.

The Killers: Are we human, or are we dancer??!?
Bob: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

Are we human, or are we dancer? by x NiLLA WaFeR x January 2, 2009

Chicken-human 

It's a creature that looks like a human but it's really not but still looks like a chicken so it's a

CHICKEN HUMAN !!

"I have a chicken , I have a human."
"UGH"
"Chicken-human

Chicken-human by Pooping on the rainbows February 20, 2017