Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007

jesus wafer

The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.

Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009

penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

Pinkie Wafer

A male that flips over to homosexual tendencies when all other avenues are not available.

That guy was chatting up that girl, now hes all over that bloke. He must be a pinkie Wafer!

by dekkamsn July 20, 2016

kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

modern warfare 2

The reason why many adolescent males do not have girlfriends

"I spend all my time playing modern warfare 2, i don't have time for a girl"

by luvinwafflez December 16, 2009

global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can't believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

by bareback rider February 1, 2007