Mike Tysoned

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.

Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now

by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020

Tyson

French.

"That guy is SO Tyson, eating that baguette. Hon Hon Hon!"

by dickdickcat October 10, 2016

Tyson

An exceedingly hot man. he has the biggest muscles that you will ever see. His 10 - inch dong. this dude will usually be able to get any girl he chooses but will only go with one to stay honest.

Male: oh! My! have you seen Tyson at the gym
Female: oh yes1

by Hard T May 23, 2018

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009

Tyson

(verb) A forceful, awkward, and arrogant conversationalist that doesn't actually want to hear anything you have to say.

"he pulled a tyson"

by Celeste & Lauren December 2, 2011

Tyson Bexferrd

Derived from the name of the male model Tyson Beckford, this is a name used to describe any man who is so insanely hot that its hard to describe him.

Girl A-"OH MY GOD! look at that man, oooh, he...he...he's...so fine..he...he's. Oh I am speechless."
Girl B-"OOOH, GIRL! Thats a tyson bexferrd."

by lalunalove July 30, 2008

Tysoning

The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.

So today I saw this hot girl at the supermarket... Tysoning

by Call me spongebob babe January 19, 2012