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Popularized by Republican candidate Arthur Jones to describe the ruling elites under American democracy.

Also referred to as the TPJPQPS.
The white majority are fed up with all of these lying, cheating, thieving, warmongering, child-molesting political pimps and whores of this corrupt and decadent two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system.
by Edwin Eugene Bagley June 9, 2018
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two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!
Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"
by straight up no chase nate October 1, 2009
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Eleven Eighty-two

Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \i-ˈle-vən ˈā-tē ˈtü\

An Eleven Eighty-two is an individual of certain body dimensions which cannot be accommodated by conventional seating such as airplane seats or roller-coaster seats. An Eleven Eighty-two requires additional or modified seating space.

The term originated in the south-eastern United States in the early 21st century. Particularly, the term developed in Orlando Florida at the theme park, Universal's Islands of Adventure. It first came into usage as a discrete coded terminology for park employees to identify individuals who could not be accommodated by the attraction's seating.

The term Eleven Eighty-two has become synonymous with an individual who exhibits an unreasonable level of morbid obesity; thus, the requirement for additional or modified seating. It has since entered common vernacular, also as a discrete coded terminology to identify serious fatties. Ironically, however, its wide-spread usage has eliminated the secrecy of the term.
Usage 1) Park attraction operator: "We've got an Eleven Eighty-two in row one. Relocate them to the modified seating in row five."

Usage 2) "I've got the nastiest mobile upload of this Eleven Eighty-two I saw last night. I'm gonna tag you in it."
by Dorian Dark August 3, 2009
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two-zie

a two-zie is basically a number two...Mostly used in New Jersey but multiple examples in the show "Scrubs"
Just a quick two-zie and ill be ready to go the movies.
by Thomthom September 3, 2008
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two clown

Bob: I had a clown at my birthday party this weekend.

John: Well I had TWO clowns at my party!
by t0fu September 25, 2009
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Two Sticks

The act of holding up both hands displaying the middle finger.
The girls gave the seagull two sticks after it stole her sandwich.
by NotsoDesperate April 11, 2016
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Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one
Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*
by Perii June 11, 2020
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