Tapia

Has a big dick with fat balls. Loves memes. Loves space.

I wish I had Tapia's balls.

by Satan Memer 666 April 7, 2017

Hot Topic

A store that sells a few good things, and a lot of crappy things. I'll go there to buy a bracelet or a pair of shoes, maybe a band shirt. I don't think that wearing Hot Topic clothes makes you different, because, as your first grade teacher probably told you, your clothes don't make you "different". I also don't understand why some people think that wearing Hot Topic pants makes them better than everyone else.

Hot Topic kid: z0mg you suck!

Me: erm...why?

Hot Topic kid: because, your pants are from American Eagle, they're so normal and conformist!

Me: So?

Hot Topic kid: MY pants are from Hot Topic. That means I'm better 'cause I'm an individual!

Me: 0_o

by Purple Zebra June 17, 2007

Tobias

A type/nickname for marijuana grown in South America and smuggled into the United States.

"Hey you, pass me some tobias!"

by jy6793 August 14, 2008

hot topic

A clothing store in which one travels to in order to obtain various articles of apperal. This establishment markets their merchandise towards those who desire to appear hardcore and to be original. But by shopping at this Hot Topic, you are not really original because anyone can shop there. If by shopping there you are looking to be original you are not original because if you were original you would already be original and not trying to be. If original is not something you are already then shop there. Much love to Johnny. Hot Topic is the system.

Hey I got this shirt at Hot Topic I look H.C.!

by johnroxmysox January 6, 2005

topiary

1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes

2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair

Pete - I like your Brazilian

Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills

by crayfish29 October 22, 2007

Topical Wank

Pastime carried out by females or males of the general public and or celebrities. The act of masturbation by a man or a woman thinking of a subject or persons being "topical"/ current i.e. in the news and or media at the time of the masturbation/wank act.

during the Wimbledon tennis tournament (2week period), if wanking in the morning, one might say:
"i woke up this morning and had a topical wank whilst thinking of Serena Williams nailing Tsvetana Pironkova with a strap on cock in a lesbian love fest.

"i bashed one out last night during the news to that Russian spy Anna Chapman. It was a deeply satisfying topical wank".

by Unknown Minman July 12, 2010

Tonia

The best lookin' girl around! Yow!

(no examples; there's only one true Tonia)

by Tonia January 31, 2004