Toddler's Body

A person with little baby arms and little stumpy legs and a chubby barrel body. The person has a tendancy to toddle when they walk.

Whoa, scuzzy has got a little toddler's body!

by robinski October 8, 2007

toddler crotch

When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.

Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.

by hakunamachado January 16, 2011

Toddler

A person who is thru by nature. A person who used to work at Macy's.

Man dude you are a Toddler.

by Zodiacbayarea March 8, 2007

toddler

when you are having sex shout out todd for ultimate pleasure

when you are having sex shout out toddler for ultimate pleasure

by timmer39 April 30, 2008

Toddler Cocktail

a alcoholic mixed drink made from apple juice, vodka, and frozen rasberries.

" Monica, can you make a Toddler Cocktail."

by Coastie Wifey April 20, 2010

toodledoo

The most not gay way of saying 'Goodbye'

Bye Ryan,
Toodledoo

by ehbfgufrdguztrutwr3trertwu oaw April 27, 2020

toddler

the little guys whom asshole is the sweetest spot ever and tighter than hell

Yeah, Tom's toddler has a fine dumphole.

by jbt_954 June 17, 2008