Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.

"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.

by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010

The Ben Path

The easiest route available.

I was feeling lazy today, so I chose the Ben Path.

by jammyjimmy May 26, 2024

A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

Ex-path

The Opposite of an empathic person. Instead of picking up on people's emotions. The individual's emotions begin to creep into those around them.

I watched him speak, I could feel his emotions flowing through me and everyone in the room. This wasn't just an Empath, able to listen and understand, He was an Ex-path, We felt his strength and Dedication flow through us as well.

by Illiad_sonej November 20, 2022

Freak-o-path

Someone who is a literally freak of every second of every day.

John - "Bro I just wanna eat somebody's booty out..."

Jeffrey - "Dude, you're a literal freak-o-path. Get help."

by Zeruel June 10, 2025

Feller of the path

A feller of the path means roadman in yapanese.

Oh good heavens, it's a feller of the path! I sure hope he doesn't defraud our belongings.

by ratherfancyfeller September 8, 2023

Path

Path is an amazing person who will be there for you whenever you need him in that good days and the bad day also he has a weird asf name but he cute😏 also he is a keeper don’t forget his last name is Way 🤪🤩

Person 1:Wow do you see that cute boy that just passed my way

Person 2: yeah that is just path way🤩

by MarlonC June 4, 2020