Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

juicy tender

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft

A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”

by juicy tender February 28, 2022

tender yankee

Pretty much any sexual encounter. Synonymous with gettin some ass. Intercourse is known as "the tenderest of the yankee"

Bill, did you get any tender yankee last night?

Yes I did.

by Joey Haircut December 23, 2006

pure tender

something you like or are fond of,more likely an object than a person.

That mcdonalds was pure tender.

by holsm01 December 25, 2003

The Achilles Tender

The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.

Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?

The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it

by RuggedlyHandsomeBoi June 21, 2021

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 08, 2016

tender chute

The irritation,inflammation and sore torn up feeling of the anal spinchter caused by prolonged loose stools caused by ingesting too many hots.

Ive got a sever case of tender chute, My ass feels like its torn.

by mikefromnh January 16, 2008