Stoolied

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

by OniBee September 18, 2020

stroopey

A combination of Stringy, Goopy & Gooey. Often used to describe a texture.

That slice of pizza was so stroopey, the cheese pull was perfect and it just melted in my mouth.

by NoodlePizza October 16, 2023

increased stool output

when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short

oh man after i ate that burrito yesterday i had increased stool output for hours!

by nympsued July 25, 2009

log stroll

A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.

Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.

by SirRex June 22, 2017

night stroll

high sobriety weekender

Would you do a night stroll with me. Not the city centre with its uniform architecture, its corporate repetition of household brands, its clichés of welcoming catering, beverage brainkill bliss. Would you show me where people live and sleep. Where they love and lose. laugh and bleed. Where the struggle is not an adidas claim and Just do it means to save your life. Where the voices are low and slow because daylight is rarely seen. Would you do a night stroll with me so i can see real feel real be real for real.

by Krkič May 17, 2019

midnight stroll

when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy

i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards

by devin123456 January 4, 2020

Groom of the Stool

The servant that wipes the King’s ass after he takes a shit.

After the King contracted food poisoning, the Groom of the Stool had their work cut out for them.

by The Real Joulie November 15, 2022