Skip to main content

Seldom Seen Smith

1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.

2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.

Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020
mugGet the Seldom Seen Smith mug.

I've seen them on facebook

a classier, more socially acceptable way of saying that you have facebookstalked a person or persons. Similar to It was in my news feed.
Tom: Have you met Sally and John yet?
Alice: No, but I've seen them on facebook.
by Garrrrrrr June 3, 2010
mugGet the I've seen them on facebook mug.
Related Words

Reverse Charley Sheen

The act of laughing while drinking coke, resulting in shooting the coke out of your nose.
I was taking a drink of my coke when Sarah fell UP the stairs. That shit was so funny i Reverse Charley Sheened.
by nastyasalways March 23, 2011
mugGet the Reverse Charley Sheen mug.

Party Ma-Sheen

One bad ass mother fucker who fucks strippers 2 or more at a time. WINNING
Person 1: You know that kid G-off?

Person 2: Yeh
Person 1: He's a Party Ma-Sheen, all them bitches love him.
Person 2: Winning
by HoT_ChOCol@te April 9, 2011
mugGet the Party Ma-Sheen mug.

Under The Sheen

Friend 1- Here dude you drive I drank too much.

Friend 2- Man no. Its like the car just -just cant handle me. If i were to get in that car and attempt to drive it the world would implode. Its just like that. Thats life

Friend 3- He's under the sheen. Lock him in a padded room

and we can wait to see if its reversible.

Person- That is so bitchin'

Cop- Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? Im gonna need for you to breath into this.

Man- No i cant. Do you know what my breath would do if i breathed on that thing? It would probably kill you and all of your family. And maybe even every single person in the world.
Cop- Im gonna give you a ticket for being under the sheen, and then take you to an insane asylum.
by Marty's Tshirt April 21, 2011
mugGet the Under The Sheen mug.
According to a tiktok there has never been 2 pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly.. If both the friends are pretty they either fake friends or are up to something else ;)
wait how are anna and tina bestfriends? I ain't ever seen 2 pretty best friends.. always one of em gotta be ugly..
by Lovelyselina November 11, 2020
mugGet the I Ain't Ever Seen 2 Pretty Best Friends mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email