cop a squat

Sit down; take a chair.

Cop a squat and tell me about it.

by Cliff Morris January 3, 2004

squat of the lion

Fetal Position, in a bathtub, with the opposite sex with hairy genitals. Mostly for the homo community.

"Dear Lord, I was so wasted last night I found myself doing the squat of the lion with Molly! And I'm not even a dyke"

by SBETH,AGRACE,TNEIL June 16, 2009

squat-spot

any place you can find to sit. whether it be a couch, chair, or just a railing, as long as you can sit on in or around it, it is a squat-spot

"i see a couple of squat-spot over there"

"you just stole my squat-spot"

by chandler bateman November 29, 2011

Squaksquakuaa

A male co-worker who is obssesed with male reproductive organs and constantly having them in or around their mouth

Hey Squaksquakuaa when your done slobbing on them knobs get over here and do some work.

by Non Squaksquakuaa May 25, 2012

Squat Squad

The group of the YouTuber TheMeatHeadGames. Including MeatHead (Noah), CG29007 (Connor), Frostynipz14 (Logan or Rogan), Bomberman225 (George), James, Yovani, and more.

Bro did you see the new Squat Squad video

by MeatHeadGamesFan September 6, 2018

squashetti

Spaghetti dinner made with squash.

“Tonight we are having squashetti for dinner.”

by Squashetti February 17, 2020

Squatijike

An animal imagined by Wilbur Soot. A squatijike is a mammal with a head larger than it's muscular body. It has four legs with hooves, arms that are always extended, beady eyes, puckered lips, and produce milk. Male squatijikes are bright blue, females are dark brown. They have no preferred habitat and a poor sense of self preservation.

Also used as a verb

Look at that squatijike.

Look at him squatijiking around.

by Person06 May 28, 2021