splump

to preform a hand job to a person of the obese state

"Last night at this kick ass party a splumping occured and it was the most disgusting thing id EVER seen."

by xthesmallonex August 20, 2006

Spamp

The combination of a Champ and someone being Special (retarded)

Wowwww, you're such a SPAMP!

by Jerome_2007 October 5, 2010

slampie

A female who gravitates to and gives sexual favors to lax bros.

Did you see Katherine under the bleachers with Nick after the lacrosse game?

Yeah, she's such a slampie.

by gothicflower August 6, 2011

Slamp

Mixture of Slam and Slap

He slamps their face

by slamp May 5, 2008

spamp

Like "whack", "raw", or "da bomb", but 30 times cooler.

Man, that shit is SPAMP!

That girl is so spamp. She is outta my league.

by Amelia Jorgensen October 29, 2008

slampig

A girl, or woman, who loves to be fucked in every hole on her fat body. Especially the ear. That girl who you would only fuck after a keg stand. Imagine fucking a pig.

Ashley Coleman is a slampig. She shit on the bed while fucking Luis.
Tia Haskell is a prime example of a scene slampig.

by ACIABFSSASS May 21, 2006

Slamped

To be tired, exhausted, asleep, passed out, or intoxicated to the point of being unable to sit up straight

"Jim's been hustlin' weight all day; he's over there slamped on the bed."

"Last night I had nine beers, three shots of Jose, and a blunt to the face. I was straight slampin' by the end of the night."

by the upgradee February 4, 2010