spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.

(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.

by DaffyDuckIsStupidButMyFav💞 May 19, 2021

Spastic T-rex

When your getting a blowy and you nut and they keep going and your arms go flailing and you make noises that sound like a retarded T-rex

Bro I was getting some sloppy last night and she made me do a spastic T-rex shit was insane

by Confused_Cephalopod June 25, 2025

Spastic

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch

“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise

by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic

A completely retarded cretin who has dropped below the point of being human. They have no reason left to exist but continue doing so to ruin the lives of others around them.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.

Ben is the most spasticated person that can possibly exist.

by Acquiescere June 9, 2023

spastic

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025