Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016

spasticity

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

by Mojofingers February 5, 2022

Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied

I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us

by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me

“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly what as spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”

by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025