Sobertard

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.

I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit

by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

sober

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008

soderlund

a super sex machine

ew thats a sexi soderlund you got there

by asdbgasdg August 11, 2008

Sober as a fox

When one isn't willing to admit drunkenness, hence they express that they're sober as a fox. The fox denotes that they can remain streamlined and sly about their condition, when in fact they are more drunk than they are willing to admit.

Mom: "Tommy, have you been drinking tonight?"
Tommy: "Nah ma, I'm sober as a fox."

by Foxy-dude September 10, 2010

Soder

A delicous and refreshing carbonated beverage enjoyed by parched patrons as well as the finest congressWOMAN Texas has ever known...... namely Mrs. Shelia Jackson Lee. Comes in a variety of sophisticated flavors for the most discerning pallate such as parple drank and arnge.

Thank you may I have an arnge juice, a soder, or a grape juice?

by Brahmaburrito July 23, 2010

soberphobia

The feelng of distrust and discomfort that drunk people have around sober people. This could mean people that they live with or come across in social situations. The desire is to force the sober dude to have some drinks to catch up. This, in theory, should enable "common ground" to be established.

Anna pissed "Gez, have a tinnie, go on just one, go on, have a tinnie!"

Gez "Nah, I'm ok"

Anna "Oooh, go on gez, I've had a drink, go on, have a tinnie."

Dave "Blinkin' Nelly, I think Anna's got soberphobia!"

by Hawkwind dave November 21, 2005