kitty spanking

lesbian sex

Carol and Francesca went back to the apartment for a few hours of kitty spanking.

by Anthony Hubert January 3, 2010

Spanking

to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child

I was naughty today daddy gave me a spanking 🤣🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

Soaking The Rug

1.When a couple decide to have sex in the shower and figure out that it is a huge pain in the ass. They proceed to move things outside, possibly on the shower rug that you step on directly outside of said shower. Being drenched, they both "soak the rug."

2. Cumming on/within the confines of your partners pubic hair.

1. Deeds: Forget this shower babe, it's too restricting.

Sonoma: Shall we proceed in Soaking The Rug?

2. Squeekwal: Baby, I'm thinking of Soaking The Rug.

ChuckE: Bring it on, and stay away from my eyes.

by Mickey Fan March 22, 2009

stanking

A fad similar to planking, popular in recent years among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater smoking" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background. The subjects in these photographs can be either clothed or unclothed. A planking position is assumed by one party who positions his/her face directly in the twatular area of the other party and performs or simulates cunnilingus on the other party who may be reverse planking or in some other creative position.

Unimpressed by Shawna's dare to perform a planking stunt, when it was his turn, Everett challenged her to participate in a stanking photo. Pictures of them performing this stunt ended up in the newspaper the next day heavily censored, of course; but from their positions, and the sign behind them reading "underwater smoking is prohibited" it was all too obvious that they were engaged in a public, naked stanking.

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

Shanking

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.

Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.

by James Ryder June 12, 2011

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016