Salsa Fucked

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore

1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore

by cpcecil December 17, 2008

Dirty Sanchez With a Side of Salsa

Give A Feamle Anal intercourse during her period, then stuck one finger in her ass and another in her vagina, and with the anal finger draw the Mustache Thus giving the dirty sanchez with the other draw a red line of period blood from the corner of the mouth down like a drippage of salsa Thus the side of salsa

Last night Ibanged this bar chick and gave her the "dirty sanchez with a side of salsa".

by Big DF April 22, 2010

my salsa

eminems "Next song". apparently, from D12 ft. Eminem - My Band.

My salsa makes all the girl take off their pants, my sal sa sla sa sal sal sal salsa. My salsa!

by GirlSkater April 7, 2004

Salsa Snack

A delicious meal that can and should be served at every meal. A sexual innuendo deriving from the classic video displayed on salsasnack.com. Did I forget to mention it's delicious?

Bob: Yo, broham, want a salsa snack?

Chloe: Oh boy would I!

by CallMeCommander August 7, 2010

chunky salsa

Military term refering to the unidentifiable mass of blood and bone fragmetns left over when a fragmentation gernade in thrown into an occupied room / bunked / cave made from a strong material such as concrete or rock. The shrapnel from the gernade doesn't have the power to pierce the walls, but too much momentum to stop. So it simply bounces around in the room for a while until all occupants are reduced to small bits resembling chunky style chip salsa.

What to do when you got a bunker full of diehard? Toss a frag in and try not to step in the chunky salsa.

by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007

Salsa Dancing

A performance art where the follower ( typically a woman ) voluntarily allows the leader ( typically a man ) to respectfully do whatever he wants to her body using choreographed ( and sometimes improvised ) combinations like inside turns and hammerlocks. When the song ends they typically thank each other and move on to new partners. Contrary to popular belief a salsa club is not a meat market like a regular club. It typically consists of 70%+ regulars who treat the customers like family. Hookups happen but are rare since predominately Hispanic clientele tends to be more on a conservative side, the feminist openly down to hookup hangs at a dive bar not a salsa club. Salseras typically hold out for a boyfriend or a husband.

I can't I'm sober now, what do sober people even do on a Friday night?
They go salsa dancing duh

by Mustardeer October 15, 2018

Russian Salsa

The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole

Hey bro you want some Russian salsa

by Rune_Gundersen December 10, 2013