Briggsy Sprinkler System

Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.

I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

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shrinkled

It is a term used to define anything that is shriveled and wrinkled.

Dude! Your grandma is shrinkled.

After he got out of the bath, he was a shrinkled as a prune.

by linc_57 May 23, 2008

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dirty sprinkler

when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.

Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.

by gnarkiller February 13, 2007

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Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".

Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?

Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.

Doctor: ... that's hot.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

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