SHMINGLE BOP BINGLE BOOM

it can mean everything and anything, it can go at ends of sentences or used for laughs

so how are you today shmingle bop bingle boom?

yo, wassup girl you wanna catch a movie shmingle bop bingle boom?

by Amisbleeverb May 28, 2018

Shminky

A word for a small penis, usually smaller than 3 inches even when erect.

My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon.

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Shmit

When your sexy and the shit at the same time.

Ay bro? you see her

yea ?

she is the shmit !

by thatbish. August 2, 2020

Shmink dink

what you call a guy named Ryan because they think it’s slink-dink.

Ryan: slink dink
Me: no doofus it’s shmink dink

by Strawberrycow4040 May 11, 2021

Shmist

A fine mist of faeces that is emitted from the anus upon emission of gas (flatuance), similar to, but not the same as a Shart.

Dan: Dude I think I just shmist in my pants.

by gorilla in the shmist April 1, 2009

shint

Simple: a shot + a pint = a shint. Widely known by barmen in the west country, its the quickest way to order your two staple alcoholic beverages.

Can i have two shints please?

How much is a shint in this pub?

Next round on you? I'll have a shint then.

by teeeeeeej June 22, 2013

shmite

1. everyday workload requests, commonly associated with a service industry profession (like a call center)

2. the substance that is sometimes found on the floor in plankeville

1. "hey...did you see the shmite that joel's dealing with right now?"

2. "hey...did joel leave that shmite in plankerville?"

by the mighty ABE December 21, 2007