Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006

Shitbag

1. A colostomy bag.
2. A container into which one defecates into.

1. Watch out for grandpa's shitbag when you go to hug him!
2. No I can't pull over.. Use a shitbag!

by FKR February 25, 2003

shitball

A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.

that's not football, that's shitball.

by joeasffdhgtjaa December 29, 2007

shitbased

To be heavily intoxicated as a result of freebasing, or smoking crack.

Man, I was up all last night smoking crack. I got totally shitbased.

by r the p June 19, 2008

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - Ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullshit to someone...!

"You should have heard that guy over there...! He was so convincing with his verbal bullshit, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of Shitmatism...!

by Chrisso.Australia August 5, 2009

Shitbits

Shitbits (n)

Two or more bits of shit. 'nuff said.

Guy: Dude, that salsa's really gonna cause an explosion of shitbits tonight.

by danandmash. January 10, 2011