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sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the
name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play
Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players
run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either
die or faint from exhaustion.