A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks
like a giant piece of
shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel
like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play
Rugby, the sport it'
s based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.