shield bash

1. A lesbian sex style.
2. What lesbians do when intoxicated.
"i was watching this porno and these 2 girls were shield bashing"
by king ralf September 06, 2004
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Shit Shield

If someone were talking shit to you or to someone you know and it gets back to you. Acting like you don't care or not worrying about it is having your "shit shield" up.
Nick: "Hey Bruce, James has been talking shit about you all day. He just showed up for the party man. You'd better have your shit shield up."
Bruce: "I know. But I don't care. It does not bother me unless he gets into my face about it."
by whynot9899 February 18, 2009
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meat shield

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.
1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!
by Masaki July 26, 2006
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skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.
yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?
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Roman Shield

The act of shitting on one's chest while receiving oral sex.

Cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
I can be a Spartan for Halloween after my woman gives me a Roman Shield.
by The Fondant Family May 31, 2008
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shield brother

A companion that will fight to the death for you and is originally from the Norse.
Peter: you’re my shield brother
Fabio: thank man me too
by The hooman April 29, 2020
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Cum Shield

Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.
Example: "Bro did you check out that sick POV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"
by Singularpube May 30, 2016
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