seintology

Seintology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Seintology teaches that people are mean, superficial, greedy and they lack of empathy. The motto of Seintology is created by Julia-Loius Dreyfuss as "no hugging, no learning"

Since I watched the entire Seinfeld series, I feel like a member of seintology

by divadeiwob October 4, 2013

seeing roaches

When you see or hear something that isn’t really there

“I swear to god there was someone outside”
“Girl you’re seeing roaches…”

by Sparklysakura March 19, 2022

Start seeing

When two people are “going out” or “dating” or its a question asked in England for “do you want to go out?” Or “do you want to date?”

Brandon : do you want to start seeing

Gabby: yeah
Brandon : love you
Gabby: love you too

by Abby Frazer August 8, 2019

Buffalo Seminary

Also known as the lesbian factory, Sem has a reputation for turning straight girls gay or at least a little bi.

Guy 1: Hey she's pretty cute!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's from Buffalo Seminary don't waste your time.

by userrr202432 October 6, 2020

buffalo seminary

straight nice girls will go in and come out with eyeliner curtain bangs and a girlfriend

girl: what happened to you!
girl: i go to buffalo seminary now

by lanadelraystan November 3, 2021

Seinfeld

Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever. It absolutely destroys Friends and The Drew Carey Show. Its a show about "nothing."

The Best Scene Ever (happens to be from Seinfeld)

{Jerry and Sheila standing in line at the Soup Nazi's stand}
JERRY: What are you gonna get?
SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute.
JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck.
{she begins kissing Jerry}
JERRY: Sheila!
{Soup Nazi pounding on countertop}
JERRY: Uh-oh.
SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!
SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to.
SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!
SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving.
{Sheila walks out and then back in while Jerry is desiding soup or girl}
SHEILA: Jerry?
{Jerry turns toward her}
JERRY: Do I know you? <<< I love that line
{Sheila looks offended}

*end of scene*

by dwit August 15, 2006

Seinfeld

The best show ever created for television.

I saw the funniest man alive Jerry Seinfeld yesterday.

by JonMoran February 24, 2004