schpönk

Doing something idiotic without the intent of idiocy

“The entire office was a schpönk farm”

by gaylor27 April 6, 2024

Schwenking it

A term for masturbation, jerking off.

I’m schwenking it

by auser7818 May 23, 2025

Schwank

Sitting and wanking with your friends

When you tell your boys to come over and you sit around doing nothing, your schwanking.

by schwanker101 June 13, 2025

Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation

This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky

by AnalThief May 8, 2021

Twinkie Schwenkie

Someone who is insane at clash. He is so good that he uses his 3rd leg to play while eating potato chips. Twinkie Schwenkie is king🙉❤️

Twinkie Schwenkie is the G.O.A.T

by Wiggerwirwa November 10, 2025

Wonkle Schponk

Another way of saying "weener"

DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!

by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025

Cheesing on my Schwonz

to be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024