Scheckler

When a man tucks his penis between his legs and squeezes his knees together and a girl blows him from the back.

Let me turn around and you can give me a scheckler.

by MA Nigga Jason October 11, 2010

Schlenk

Verb: To use the wrong eating utensil at the wrong time: for example, using a knife to drink one's smoothie. Oftentimes, to schlenk at a fancy dinner party can result in being thrown out, and/or can bring a sense of shame that can last for days. To prevent schlenking, one can buy or make a Schlenker (see noun: Schlenker).

Helen: "Notice the way that stableboy schlenks at the dinner table. How absolutely dreadful."

Victoria: "Frightfully so, indeed."

Helen: "I imagine his parents were certainly swine."

Victoria: "Humph."

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

schmeckle

dick head, some times confused with shmuck

suck ur own dick, schmeckle

by bri... the master of schmeckle September 5, 2003

schecks

a very amusing heavily accented way of saying "sex". when somebody asks what it means, you say that schecks are small animals that look similar to young chickens.

Student: I love gettin schecks!
Teacher:What?!?
Student: Schecks are a small animal.
Teacher: Oh. Okay. Can I have some schecks?

by JC (uber) October 11, 2008

Schluckebier

THE most endangered races to date. They eat loads of bacon and Lucky Charms while running marathons. For fun. Only one has been caught in the past 10 years and the government has put together the NAAS (National Association for Acquiring Schluckebiers) to capture and harvest these beings as they are a sufficient source of energy (41 trillion gigawatts per .453 milliseconds ).

Look at that Schluckebier! I heard he gets so much pussy!

by DailyNews March 19, 2013

flopper schnecker floodle

A woman who has a nice ass and is hot, but smells like eggs or poop and is disgusting

That milf is so gross, she’s a flopper schnecker floodle

by Jackson Luther August 9, 2020

Schlock

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

by Forderz June 3, 2008