Schlenk 

someone who has almost no muscle mass yet little body fat and looks like an enderman from minecraft. it’s not unlikely for them to actually eat like pigs but they somehow never put on the pounds.

joey : dude have you seen mark without his shirt off? it’s disgusting !
frank: yeah bro he’s such a schlenk. he’s just so gangly and awkward.

Schlenk by scott’s left testicle September 2, 2019

Schlenk 

Verb: To use the wrong eating utensil at the wrong time: for example, using a knife to drink one's smoothie. Oftentimes, to schlenk at a fancy dinner party can result in being thrown out, and/or can bring a sense of shame that can last for days. To prevent schlenking, one can buy or make a Schlenker (see noun: Schlenker).

Helen: "Notice the way that stableboy schlenks at the dinner table. How absolutely dreadful."

Victoria: "Frightfully so, indeed."

Helen: "I imagine his parents were certainly swine."

Victoria: "Humph."

Schlenk by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

Schleck

Noun /shlek/ A Pennsylvania Dutch word, with German origins, that describes various edibles of the junk food category including sweets, desserts, candy, soda and any other fattening snack type food.

1. "The bar mitzvah was a great time, but my physical trainer will not be happy when he finds out how much schleck I ate!"
2. "Ew Stacy! if you don't stop eating schleck you will never fit into that wedding dress!"

Schleck by Jscudder August 27, 2017

schlunk 

1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company

“Bro will is totally schlunk right now”

schlunk by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018