someone who has almost no muscle mass yet little body fat and looks like an enderman from minecraft. it’s not unlikely for them to actually eat like pigs but they somehow never put on the pounds.
joey : dude have you seen mark without his shirt off? it’s disgusting !
frank: yeah bro he’s such a schlenk. he’s just so gangly and awkward.
frank: yeah bro he’s such a schlenk. he’s just so gangly and awkward.
by scott’s left testicle September 03, 2019
Verb: To use the wrong eating utensil at the wrong time: for example, using a knife to drink one's smoothie. Oftentimes, to schlenk at a fancy dinner party can result in being thrown out, and/or can bring a sense of shame that can last for days. To prevent schlenking, one can buy or make a Schlenker (see noun: Schlenker).
Helen: "Notice the way that stableboy schlenks at the dinner table. How absolutely dreadful."
Victoria: "Frightfully so, indeed."
Helen: "I imagine his parents were certainly swine."
Victoria: "Humph."
Victoria: "Frightfully so, indeed."
Helen: "I imagine his parents were certainly swine."
Victoria: "Humph."
by ShrEnjoy August 19, 2011