nick russo

A fucking king

Damn Nick Russo! you're such a beast bro!!!

by NickNohnson October 22, 2015

Rustang

deurogotory name for "Mustang"
Commonly used by riceboys, or anyone who likes cars.

Me: What the fuck you doing in that Rustang?!
Poor bastard in Ford: I couldn't afford a Trans Am!

by Guru Imakuni May 3, 2004

rustom

An awesome, articulate and savvy guy who tends to make girls melt on sight.

Hugh Jackman looked like a rustom at the Oscars last night.

by ban69 February 4, 2010

riston

When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat.

Damn! I just ristoned.

Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.

What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.

Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.

Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.

by Sweet Loads May 21, 2004

Cunt Rust

When the liquid that comes from inside a vagina dries up and begins to flake off. It is often found on a man's penis after he has had his way with a lady.

Jeremiah: Yo how was that slut's snatch?

Jimmy: Wet as fuck, see for your self brah. *pulls down pants*

Jeremiah: Yo shit bro, that's a lot of cunt rust on your cock!

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As I fired my stream of piss into the toilet I looked down at my dick. To my surprise there was still cunt rust left over from last night's sexual shenanigans.

by poopisscunt May 7, 2011

restobtw

a tall skinny man who pisses off anybody he plays games with and dances decently

Damn, restobtw is streaming!

Oh God, prestobtw is in our Town of Salem game!

I hope restobtw doesn't get on his alt account.

Man restobtw really sucks at Bed Wars!

by Bruh Shelf December 22, 2019

riston

A loveable, yet gangly office creature who stopped maturing after university. This has led to a life of intramural sports, socks with sandals, and a propensity for much younger females, and useless trivia. Quick witted, and dangerous when cornered.

He was so friendly until I cornered him, then he became such a Riston. Yikes!

by Big Yellow Man July 30, 2003