war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

by Aaron June 21, 2004

Rebigulator

A device that restores a target item to it's original size or, theoretically, increase its size.

Make you big again? That would take some kind of rebigulator!

by Zahl March 15, 2011

Reigan

Reigan is the most beautiful, kind, considerate, and funny person you'll ever meet. When they walk into a room with you your day goes from bad, to the dang day ever. Doubts herself and feels as if she herself is a flaw, but is really one of the awesomest of God's creation. You'll NEVER want to let her go.

Who's that angel over there?
Don't know but it's probably a Reigan.

by Jesuslover2006 May 25, 2018

Reighlyn

Reighlyn, let me tell you about this girl. She’s the kinda girl you see across the room and you forget your own name. She’s the girl you’d confidently show your parents without doubt have them support you if you get one. Reighlyn is truly spectacular in every way shape and form. She knows how to make you smile and laugh no matter how you feel. She’s the one you’d drive almost 9 hours to see because you want to see her precious smile. Reighlyn is truly and honestly the girl you want because out of anyone out there she’s the one to stand out and be the one to steal your heart

“Omg Reighlyn is adorable!”

“I wish I could go out with Reighlyn”

by RyanSoul June 1, 2019

Reigate College

A beautiful community where chavvy rich white kids care more about decreasing their life expectancy by 30 years in the smoking area than their education. This is where tories in north face jackets come together and complain about poor people on benefits. Diversity at Reigate College is banned, and if you’re caught being black you will be sent home.

Ben: “I love Reigate college”

by Sad to say November 15, 2020

Bedlams Reign

A kick ass Rock band from Denver Colorado.

Damn! Bedlams Reign rocks out! They kick complete ass!

by TRENCHOLA March 25, 2008

fake religion

A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.

Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!

by Demonic bro December 6, 2013