1. A penis that is on the shorter side but has so much girth that it has the ability to cause women intese pleasure and/or pain
2. A penis with so much girth that during oral sex a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth
2. A penis with so much girth that during oral sex a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth
1. Kori: So have you and Chris done it yet?
Shannon: Yeah and let me tell you he's kinda short but I had the best orgasm of my life
Kori: He knows how to work it, doesn't he?
Shannon: He has got the best pumpkin dick I've ever seen and had. I couldn't walk right all day!
2. I wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin dick that made it impossible.
Shannon: Yeah and let me tell you he's kinda short but I had the best orgasm of my life
Kori: He knows how to work it, doesn't he?
Shannon: He has got the best pumpkin dick I've ever seen and had. I couldn't walk right all day!
2. I wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin dick that made it impossible.
by Pocket Change November 18, 2011
Get the pumpkin dick mug.A Pumpkin Smasher is a female women who is only sexually attracted to red headed males. This term was made popular by the show Mixology.
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Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.
Large round turds that require work and time to pass.
Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.
Large round turds that require work and time to pass.
Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.
Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”
Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”
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Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”
{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
Get the Butt Pumpkin mug.When you blow your load in your partners ass, then stuff your fist up their ass and scrape the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). Take any shit and cum up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.
"I met this chick in the bar the other night. She totally let me give her a cum pumpkin. She ate every drop of it"
by cbrudog January 12, 2017
Get the Cum Pumpkin mug.A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.
by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008
Get the pumpkin in pants mug.The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
by steve ryans October 4, 2009
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