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My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.
If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.
She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.
She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
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Get the noah puckerman mug.When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.
"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:
Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"
enters guy 3
Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"
Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"
Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "
Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:
Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"
enters guy 3
Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"
Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"
Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "
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Get the Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome mug.To make a decision akin to a hockey player in the offensive zone finally deciding to just take the shot.
After Wayne’s lengthy deliberation to have one more drink with his friend Mark, Mark blurted out, “just shoot the puck!”
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