Procrasterbating

When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.

Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"

by xMEGADAVEx June 12, 2011

procrasturbation

Excessive procrastination and/or the act of enjoying putting off your work to an abnormal degree.

Becky's poor study skills and tendency toward procrasturbation were starting to affect her grades adversely.

by Louella Pruitt March 8, 2009

procasterbating

When you wanna have a wank but you're to lazy too

Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny

Dude 2: So what did you do?

Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating

by Ragga man October 16, 2010

Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.

Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"

by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014

procraturbating

If you are masterbaiting instead of doing the things you should do.
It is simply procrastination and masturbation combined into one word, since you need to make things simpler and shorter, if you have only hand to type.

You:Man I need to write a 15 page essey, seems like I have to pukl an all nighter
Friend: Man you had 2 weeks to finish it, why are you always procrastinating it
You: Not exactly, i was procraturbating the whole week

by feyn January 17, 2015

Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.

"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."

by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009

Procrasturbation

The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.

I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.

by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009