The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.
They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.
by Napoleon Hangover July 13, 2009
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verb: pro/cras/ti/baked, pro/cras/ti/bak/ing
1. to put off until another time by means of baking
2. to defer a required action through unnecessary baking
3. to bake or cook in place of more important things
verb: pro/cras/ti/baked, pro/cras/ti/bak/ing
1. to put off until another time by means of baking
2. to defer a required action through unnecessary baking
3. to bake or cook in place of more important things
I bought cake decorating tools to procrastibake with during exams.
I am a true master of procrastibaking in place of study.
You procrastibaked a pie.
I am a true master of procrastibaking in place of study.
You procrastibaked a pie.
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by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009
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A: "Wow! Look at all these cupcakes."
B: "I have a paper due."
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1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
by dunebug October 15, 2010
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Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!
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