procrastilink

when you stray from a web page you were doing research on by clicking an online ad, or other hyperlinked word until you are totally off topic, and wasting time.

Joe: I was researching Canada and then I clicked on beaver and then before you know it I wasted so much time looking at other stuff besides Canada!

Jorge: What a procrastilink, god!

by France1224 May 27, 2008

Procrastisleeping

When one puts off going to sleep. Usually spent on the computer.

Steve is online

Zach <12:01am>: What are you still doing up?
Steve<12:01am>: I'm procrastisleeping.

by Ambrosine March 2, 2010

Procrastination Chores

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.

Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."

by Dballa October 1, 2010

Procrastinationitis

A disease caused by Procrastination. One who suffers from procrastinating in excess.

He never does anything on time, he must suffer from Procrastinationitis.

by LiLi77 January 2, 2011

Procrastistudy

When you say you're going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to OFWGKTA or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.

Guy: How did the AP Government studying go kid

Kid: I dunna know Guy I procrastistudy the whole damn day I hope I don't put down Free Earl as an example of political activism.

by Babysnatcha May 27, 2011

Procrastacleaning

Cleaning in an attempt to delay or postpone action; put off doing something by cleaning.

At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.

Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.

Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.

by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011

Procrastofessional

The state of being a professional procrastinator. One who regularly puts things off until the very last moment and yet still somehow seems to succeed.

Steve is supposed to be studying for finals, but he's a procrastofessional. He'll do it tomorrow.

by FergyA December 6, 2011