pocket poop

A synonym for shirt shart. In a jam, ripping off your shirt pocket and using it to wipe when no toilet paper is to be found.

Man, I got cuaght up in a pocket poop last night. I had explosive diarrea during my bike ride. It was nuts. Hope I don`t get fireass.

by Marc.O.C. & Evan Z. June 24, 2009

Hot Pocket Hangover

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.

"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009

Pocketjob

When one feels and/or massages the other person's genitals through their pocket.

"Dude I dunno it might not be discreet, what if someone looks over?" "Try a pocketjob"

by WtfMarc March 1, 2010

POCKET BEAR

A stocky hairy masculine gay male of small stature

that's one sexy pocket bear

by obliqueanz October 5, 2009

Hold my pocket

If a nigga the told you to hold his pocket yo ass just got bitched. If I was you I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me tho. You should most definitely beat his ass

Hold my pocket bitch

by JaredCondones March 8, 2022

Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

Pocket Full of YOLO's

When ROLO and YOLO unite... an endless amount of zest for life occurs. You see, life is like a ROLO, short and sweet. And when life gets hard you can still come out good as gold (like a ROLO wrapper). Don't give up. Gold wrapper, sweet caramel, and chocolate. Victory is sweet like that!

"I have a Pocket Full of YOLO's, here, take one and smile. You only live once."

by -s-l-e-e-p-w-a-l-k-e-r- January 27, 2013