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One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.
Don't screw with my computer you fucking pinhead; you'll break it!!!
pinhead by Buck May 9, 2003

pinochet helicopter 

A joyous experience that any self respecting social justice warrior should volunteer for.Involves being bundled onto a helicopter and thrown from a great height,usually into the pacific ocean.
the whiny bitch could not back up her arguments,so we put her on a pinochet helicopter and threw her into the pacific.

black man's pinch 

Noun: A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it.
Adult: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch in the edge of that drop-leaf dining table."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."

pinch of salt 

the act of using finger nail to pinch a gentleman’s perineum so hard as to leave a bruise that remains for several days
Barbara was so angry that I said her mum's name whilst we were intimate, that she reached back and took a pinch of salt - right near my backside - I am still walking funny and can't sit down for love nor' money

pinch one off 

v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd
After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.
pinch one off by Money Mark August 22, 2006

ass pincher

some who pinches asses
Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch
ass pincher by schottegon January 21, 2009