Piddle

A dick!

STFUATTP. Shut the fuck up and take this piddle.

by Piddlebaby23 October 12, 2023

PDiddled

When you get screwed over in a transactional sense.

I thought I did good negotiating my car lease, but I missed some fine print and the salesman totally pdiddled my ass with the end of lease buy out terms.

by NosirIdon'tlikeit March 27, 2024

Piddler

A pedophile who diddles youth; usually a pastor.

Redneck Rabbi is a dirty piddler for touching those young boys! You need my woodchipper?

by Randy01999 May 3, 2024

paddled

when you get beat very bad in a competition

I completely paddled you in that race

by imakeupwordsforfun August 6, 2025

Piddler

A term for someone who is between the relationship status of Friend and Acquaintance.

John: Yeah, just met Phillip, he's a piddler.

by Boy Cooter November 9, 2025

Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’

These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.

by HappySlappyGrip December 8, 2025

Piddle

The act of taking a piss but stopping mid way through. Usually a technique used at night to make sure that the bathroom isnt being approached by anyone. Or you can just piss in the sink instead

I was taking a piss at 1 am but i had to cut it short into a piddle because i heard my mom walking up to the bathroom

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025