pexying

If two of your friends have an argument online and you join one of them afterwards in voice chat to give them a moral story is when you pexy him. Even though you were not there during the original argument and have no reason to get involved. The moral story is often accompanied with bad analogies and a subtle aggressiveness to the person you are talking to right now. So you are basically complaining to your friend about himself.

Bro, Lasse keeps pexying me about my argument with Gabbie even though she was in the wrong. He has nothing to do with it and he is even on her side! Can't he pexy someone else?

by Mashallah Drogben June 7, 2020

peeinginplaces

peeing in places you shouldn’t be peeing

“why is josh peeing in the museum?”
“he is peeinginplaces”

by 2guyspeeinginplaces March 5, 2021

peeing

when you drink a lot of water and don't make it to potty

jimmy: look billy is peeing his pants
billy: it is not funny

by brave as ever January 26, 2021

Pewing

Assebronx slang term which theoretically means everything and nothing.

Used in a wide variety of conversation, often as a filler. An answer for literally everything, and valid under any context.

"Matje eje nog e pewing" (i.e. Cigarette)
"PEWING!" (i.e. Greeting)
"Ait kzien na me pewing" (i.e. Home)

by Stream kaashond bruh October 31, 2021

Pering

To be pered is to beaten to the brink of counsiousness and beyond / Annaly fisted / Chocked out / kicked and dragged by the hair until the only senation in youre life is pain and fear

Pering is the only thing he is thinking about all day.

by Abrisskugel August 11, 2022

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

peeing me off

when someone is pissing your whistle you off but you dont wanna use foul language.

“you n words really peeing me off” - nicole
“right ya pissin ma whistle!” - pri

by xiyrumi July 12, 2024