does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.

I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

by Colourful English May 2, 2006

pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

by george December 1, 2003

Dead Parrot

A parrot that doesn't pass as a return in pet shops.

If it weren't tied to it's perch it'd be pushing up the dasies!

by Spiffy Hamster March 28, 2004

myspace parrot

An unoriginal myspacer that repeats/copies names, quotes, etc. from another's page. This is usually an attempt done to try to annoy the other person, but rarely works.

Is a source of amusement to the party that is being copied, due to the fact that they know the Myspace Parrot is hanging on their every word. The Myspace Parrot views their page compulsively and obsesses about them and what they are saying, desperately trying to get involved in the other person's world.

The Myspace Parrot usually develops due to jealousy or previous rejection from the other person. This is typical of Ex girlfriends or boyfriends, baby's mamas, or middleschool/highschool students with a lack of substance in their own reality. This is the last ditch effort, because the person they are "parroting" have lost all interest in them.

Also see: Myspace Stalker, Myspace Loser and couragedotcom

Mer: Everytime I write a new myspace quote my boyfriend's baby's mama changes her name to reflect what I wrote.

Meg: What a myspace parrot! I guess it's not very busy at Fantastic Freds today.

Mer: I know, she is obsessed with me and him. I think she is still pissed that he dumped her ass.

by Meredith (Miss M) December 6, 2006

patronize

Well, 'patronizing' means to talk to someone as if they were stupid. Understand now? Good! :)

"And if you're a very good boy for the doctor, you might even get a lollipop!"

"Mom, I'm fifteen. Don't patronize me."

by Lillian Bell December 3, 2009

Parrot Ass

Blunt force trauma to the anus caused by a massive dump. This Cleveland steamer causes extreme discoloration and often bright colors around the brown eyed monster similar to a parrot. These massive drain stainer's are often accompanied by loud straining or squawking noises much like a parrot.

Parrot Ass can also be caused by extreme sexual spanking also producing bright colors directed mainly on the ass cheeks. Loud parrot like squawks also accompany this ass pounding.

Me watching 2-Girls-One-Cup:"Check out the parrot ass on that chick!"
Me:"Why are you walking funny, and why were you screaming like a bird?"
Roommates Girlfriend:"He just gave me a mean case of parrot ass."
Me:"Sounded painful."
Roommates Girlfriend:"My ass looks like an angry clown!"

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

Lazy Parrot

Occurence in which a man places his genitals on someone's shoulder unknowingly. Often occurs from behind, while the individual is sitting on a couch or chair. May also occur between a deaf couple to initiate a sexual encounter.

Steve surprised Dan with a lazy parrot while he was sleeping on the couch.

My older brother held down my buddy and gave him a lazy parrot. His nut sack rolled off his shoulder and hit him in the mouth.

by Chicago Joey Biscuits October 24, 2011