parked

meaning very sleep deprived

"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"

by hikai555 August 2, 2024

Parked

When something isn't moving. It just sits still like a parked car. This could be an idea, a joke, or anything that has no forward momentum.

That idea is so parked.

We saw that new movie last night, but it was really parked.

by alylorker August 30, 2024

paredones

sexy last name even sexier than ibarra and amazing last name to have!

who are they the paredones family😍 smash😍🫰🏼

by 909xchita February 24, 2024

Parsed

The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.

And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck.

by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024

parked

boring, plateaued, or come to an end.

“that talking stage i was in? parked as hell. we just fell off, i don’t even know what happened.”
“don’t go, the party’s parked. they aren’t even playing music.”
“it started raining so our day at the beach was parked”

by megasharkk February 27, 2024

parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.

Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024

parked

“ A parked car is not moving, as in it’s boring, its dull and it’s tedious”

“omg it’s not even lunch yet, this day is so parked.”

by Anouls March 1, 2024