jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

Dolly Parton Challenge

A challenge created to show how versatile or multifaceted people can be. The challenge originated from a meme created about about the famous, multitalented, Dolly Parton, showing what her multiple social media profiles would like . Once the meme circled around the internet, it didn’t take long for it to become a challenge. #dollypartonchallenge

“Hey, I didn’t know Brandon had an onlyfans account.”
“How do you know?”
“He used a risqué picture in his # Dolly Parton challenge on Instagram and labeled it (OnlyFans).”
“He’s probably just joking.”

by The regal__kxng January 25, 2020

Dolly Parton Bridge

A bridge in Mobile, AL named the General W.K. Wilson Jr. Bridge, but known to as The Dolly Parton Bridge by locals and others because of it's boob shape.

We just crossed the Dolly Parton Bridge hehehe

by TheNinthWave October 3, 2020

Dolly Parton

Working a shift that is 9 to 5

I have a couple of Dolly Partons to look forward to.

by Stacy Cat October 24, 2020

Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.

Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.

by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021

Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023

Dolly Parton

When sledding down a snow-covered hill and there are less sleds than people, it is the act of nearly sharing your sled but sliding down the hill again at the last moment.

Person 1: "Here, Person 2, take my sled."
Person 2: "Thank--"
Person 1: "DOLLY PARTON!"
Person 1 then slides down the hill again.

by Aureliano Benton February 16, 2009