Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Blindingly Obvious

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind

Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"

by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

Obnixious

Someone who Can't Spell Obnoxious Right

Dude1: Dude, your so Obnixious
Dude2: Learn how to spell before calling people something.

by Teh yata February 15, 2005

Captain Obvious

Person who points out the obvious

Thank you, Captain Obvious

by PlumberGuz August 16, 2010

Oblivion face

From the video game Elder Scrolls IV by Bethesda Softworks, where you can create your own characters look in an editor but usually ends up fugly.

- Look at her. She is ugly, man! - Word! Oblivion face.

by Mo'urban October 23, 2010

Oblicious

When you're feeling good and awesome at the same time

Friend: "Omg gurllllll, I'm feeling hella oblicious today"
Friend 2: "Bitch I can see, give me back my wig!!!"

by thiccqueenfromthe10 June 7, 2017

oblivibubble

A mysterious bubble that surrounds one, rendering them completely unaware of thier surroundings.

That old woman at the grocery store was so wrapped up in her oblivibubble that she ran into me with her shopping cart.

by fuel_bike_girl July 27, 2009