nuclear take

a hot take so polarizing and in such poor taste it is actually toxic, and as dangerous to hear it as to hear it uttered aloud.

mike: bro I was watching the woman's x-games and that shit trash. I could do all those tricks
fred: jesus christ mike cool it with the nuclear take

nuclear take by verifriedaccount December 2, 2020

nuclear cracker 

When a white person gets so angry it can no longer be classified as ballistic

Bill got so angry that Trump lost the election he achieved Nuclear Cracker status

nuclear cracker by anonymous December 13, 2020

Nuclear Sunset 

A nuclear sunset is the first thing that is seen after a nuclear bomb explodes. The sky will resemble that of a gorgeous, golden sunset like that of a not yet completed sundown. Immediately the orange light from the blast will protrude the sky and blot out all light from the sun. This can happen at any hour of the day and even at night and still look all the same; this is because no matter what amount of light is present in the sky, the blast from the nuke will outshine anything mankind has ever seen. Anyone who sees a nuclear sunset never sees anything again, or it was simply the last thing in life they see before their death which would follow in the moments to come. Truly a sight to behold, but also one too costly

The man watched as the afternoon sky went from blue to gold as the nuclear sunset took effect... This was the last thing the man ever saw

Nuclear Sunset by Lord Pain May 12, 2021

nuclear warming 

A bizarre, nonsensical term, used as a prelude to an insanity defense

"The biggest problem we have in the whole world — it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming, and all it takes is one madman and you're gonna have a problem the likes of which the world has never seen."

nuclear warming by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

Nuclear Viking Funeral 

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

Nuclear Viking Funeral by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

Nuclear Tampon 

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.

More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.

Nuclear Tampon by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

nuclear diahrea 

Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.

It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea

nuclear diahrea by Tombski August 10, 2005