Nautical mileing

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.

Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?

by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023

shack nasties

Noun: Stuck inside for too long. An urge to get out and enjoy company and outdoor activities. Usually felt after a long winter or a government overreach from a corona scare. Also known as Cabin fever.

"Hey Chels, I'm getting the shack nasties, this governor wont let me leave the house. Ima sneak over for a rona handy."

by Badge1 May 13, 2020

the nautical stare

the look of pure hatred and disgust that can only happen in response to a true plasmoment

im doing the nautical stare rn that shit was so retarded

by scoutie_ts April 18, 2021

flog-nosticate

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.

I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate

by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022

big nasties

Beach ball sized droopy titties

Pat: "Why does yo sister keep trippin?'"
Dirty D: "Because she has big nasties. You want to sqeeuze 'em?"
Pat: "Roll those bitches up"

by PBZ November 18, 2007

nasticism

n. extreme nastiness. This phrase was first coined in a north Georgia judicial proceeding.

Before their fist fight, the two girls engaged in a heated exchange of Facebook nasticism.

by debonisnon October 14, 2010

nastified

something that has been in contact to something nasty.

when you pick your nose your finger has been nastified

by your worst nightmare678 September 27, 2009