The Morten Anderson

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"

I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.

by Paulie J. October 1, 2006

monte vista

good school. some really smart kids and some total morons. seriously, exceptional geniuses in one class, complete boneheads in another. everything to the extreme. pretty much your stereotypical high school, if it had palm trees it would look like a movie set. decent teachers, good football, looks like it has about 1/10 of the money attending that it really does, but no worries. it's better in retrospect than when dealing with it for those four years. red and black are respectable colors, mustangs are a pretty good mascot, better than some stupid college ones like banana slugs, rainbows, or farmers. nice location, but not enough parking for the spoiled shits who get brand new cars from mommy and daddy. the parking lot is treacherous, the sign-out and leaving policy sucks, and the principal looks like a transexual with a bad haircut. all in all, monte vista high school isn't the worst, we complain too much because we're mostly all spoiled suburban brats, but at least it isn't san ramon valley high...

Monte Vista is on Stone Valley Road, which has the stupidest speed limit ever and if you don't go at least 45 on it, you will get shot at by the Blackhawk soccer moms in oversized SUV's.

by ambivalent alumnus January 14, 2005

monte

Something that is super cool or awesome.

That party last night was MONTE!! There were so many hot babes it was a lot of fun.

by shockey1489 October 26, 2009

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

Mårtensson

1) Blond person with no personality
2) Can be a brunette but deep down a true blond!
3) uses the word "typ" alot.

1)Britney is such a Mårtensson.

2) Sheenique check that witch out! she such a Mårtensson.

by Hockeysweden October 29, 2010

Marteen

A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor.

Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?

Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Marteen

by #roadman December 12, 2017

Erik Martell

a banging drink that consists of 99 bananas & monster

"dude that erik martell last night was the sheeee-it. more 99 less monstuh"

by JPC32192 October 19, 2008