When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.
Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 14, 2017
Get the Mortmug. by mama mort March 13, 2022
Get the mortmug. The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Matt mortmug. 
Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow
by Mort._vr April 16, 2022
Get the mort._vrmug. A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,
A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!
The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,
Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!
The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,
Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
Guy1
Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2
Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!
Oi whos that scatt mort!
Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2
Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!
Oi whos that scatt mort!
Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024
Get the Mortmug. Hi mort how is everyone doing?
by Smart athiest September 23, 2018
Get the Mortmug.