titty monger

The name given to somebody to eats titties like they a packed lunch.

Rosie was shocked when she seduced Brad back to her car and he acted like a titty monger by enhaling her breasts into his mouth!!

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.

Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!

by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

fish monger

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.

You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II

by Shivs August 3, 2004

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

by CKFun February 11, 2004

Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.

Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!

by beanser January 3, 2006